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What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

Any dog, because buildings can't jump.

Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

What did the clock ask the watch?

Hour you doing?

When I was born, I was so mad at my parents, I didn't talk with them for 2 years.

Knock Knock.

Who's there? 

Ice cream.

Ice cream, who?

ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

Monu was very excited about job interview. 

Manager : We were looking for somebody responsible.

Monu:  Great! “You’ve found your man,” I responded, whenever there was a problem in my last job, they always said that I was responsible!

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” 
Man: “I had to go to work.”

Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

Guest: “Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?” 

Waiter: “Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.”

One company owner asks another: "Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?"

Bill replies: "Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces."

God made a daylight, called Sun!

God made an entertainment, called Fun! 

God made a nightlight, called Moon!

God made you and is called Cartoon.

God: I can't be everywhere so 
I created Mother!!

Evil:  I too can't be everywhere so 
I created Mother-in-Law.

Why does the bride & groom exchange 
garlands at the time of wedding..... 

Because they say each other affectionately that : 
"DARLING NOW YOU ARE DEAD"...........

WARNING!
Cell phones have dangerous radiations,
which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky you are…..!
“No Brain”
“No Tension”.

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. ?


April 1!! You Know Why??


If she accepts, it's your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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