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Husband n Wife

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. 

The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Husband: I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end.
Friend: Wow, that’s really impressive! What did she say?!
Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!”

A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” 
The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.”
The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?” 
The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”

She: “Honey, I don’t like you with the new glasses on.”
He: “But sweetheart, I don’t wear any glasses.”
She: “True, but I do.”

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?

Wife: The table was too heavy.

Wife: I have changed my mind...

Husband: Oh Great! Does the new one work?

Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?”
Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.”


Wife: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?”
Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and ask myself, ‘what problem could be greater than this one?'”

Husband: “What are you doing?”
Wife: “Nothing.”


Husband: “Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Wife: “I was looking for the expiration date.”

Wife: I purchased awesome clothes for your birthday.

Husband: Oh! WOW!. Love you Darling. Show me.

Wife: Wait sweet heart, I wear it and come.

Husband: Today is Sunday, I want to enjoy my whole day. So I have bought three movie tickets.


Wife:  Why three my dear?
Husband: For you and your parents.

Wife:  Had Your Lunch?
Husband: Had Your Lunch?

Wife:  I am asking you
Husband:  I am asking you

Wife:  You copying me?
Husband: You copying me?

Wife:  Let's go shopping
Husband: Yes, I had my lunch.

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't .
Wife: I know, I did it.

Man says my wife died yesterday, I am trying but no tears are coming. Please help my friend.

Friend: Don't worry, just imagine she came back.

Wife: “It’s our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?”

Husband: “With a minute of silence.”

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