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Boy vs Girl

After An Emotional Hug Girl Said To The Boy, 

Girl: "If You Hug Me Once More Like That, I Will Be Yours Forever" 

Boy: "Thanks For The Warning"

girlfriend: dear, i am not able to install prisma app in my phone
boyfriend: check your phone storage is full
girlfriend: hmm... is there any alternative of this app.
boyfriend: yes... take selfie without makeup

boy to girl before exam: all the best

girl: all the best to you too

but girl scored 80\\% marks and boy failed

moral: only boys wish with true heart.

girl : honey, where did u buy this iphone... its beautiful??

boy : i didn't buy this one.. i just got it

girl : from where??

boy : on a race and i'm the first to got it

girl : between whom?? and what is the no. of racers??

boy : its just 3....a police, phone owner & me.

girl: you would be a good dancer except for two things.
boy: what are the two things?
girl: your feet.

Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. 
Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.

Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Because there's a new issue with you every day.

Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.

A girl in a restaurant asked me "Are you single?". 

I happily replied "Yes". 

She took away the extra chair in front of me.

Two friends stopped suddenly.
1st Friend : OMG! My wife and my girlfriend are coming together.
2nd Friend : Mine too.

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? 
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. 
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. 
B: I’m not her father. I’m her mother.

Your eyes are soft and tender,
As sweet as they can be,
There's one thing you must remember,
You are the one for me.

Most Touching Words:
I Know, you Were The Most Prestigious Trophy, I Ever Had...
But Sometimes, I Feel I Was The Game That You Played..

Boy : What is the name of your car?
Girl : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Boy : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol....

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