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Boy vs Girl

Boys Always Remain Faithful To Their Girlfriend..!! 
But, Which Girlfriend?? 
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!

Girl- which computer do you have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!

In School, Boys Shy To Sit With A Girl.
.
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In College, Boys Die To Sit With A Girl.

If any beautiful girl calls you DOG, 
then you don't be upset because full form of DOG is..?
D=Demand
O=OF
GIRL=GIRL
So next time don't get upset..!

Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: you always say intelliGENTS.
but you never say intelliLADIES!
Great people Great thoughts.

STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
Girl's Status: I am feeling sad.. 952 comments.
Boy's Status: I am going to commit suicide .. 2 likes.

Newton 2nd law of Love:
A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her.
and
Girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come into play and break the legs of the boy.

After Engagement!
Girl : Now stop looking at girls, you are committed now!
Boy : Oho what do you mean, if I'm on diet,
that doesn't mean that i can't look at MENU

A boy said to a girl:-"Come in my heart and stay here forever".
Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"
boy:-"No honey, it's not a temple , come without removing!!!!!"

Girl: I hate the fact that you're taller than me.
Boy: Trust me, there is an advantage in it.
Girl: What's it?
Boy: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which beats only for you!

A True Girl should care for her Boyfriend...
Like her Child...
A True Boy should value his Girlfriend,
Like his Mom...
Because...
No Boy can hurt his mom...&
No Girl can Love Someone more than her own Child.

1st Friend : Why Are Girls So Much Beautiful And Pretty?
2nd Friend : So We Can Fall In Love With Them.
1st Friend : Then Why They Don't Have Intelligence?
2nd Friend : It's Because They Can Fall In Love With Us.

Girl : People Say "Love Is Blind"?
Boy : Yes That's True...
Girl : But If People Know, Why They Love?
Boy : Actually They All Realize This Blindness After Marriage...

Why are boys so careless & irresponsible?
because
They know; that somewhere a sweet & innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them anyway….

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