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Doctor - Patient

A crazy patient went to the doctor and
asked, " If a toothless dog bites me
what treatment you would do?''

Doctor- " Nothing I would give you a
needleless injection"

Patient: Doctor, please do the operation safely. This is my first operation. 


Doctor: Don't worry!  It’s my first operation too.

Medicine shop: 

Buyer: Do you sell this medicine? 
Seller: Yes. 

Buyer: It’s fake and poisonous. 
Seller: But nobody complained about it before. 

Buyer: How can dead people complain?

Once a man ran to the Doctor,

My wife accidentally drank some petrol. Now she is running in the house. What should I do?' 


Doctor smiled, 'Lock all the doors and windows in the house. She will stop when the petrol is over.'

Operation successful!! You can hear everything from now. 


Did you say something?

Patient: Doctor, I can’t breathe perfectly. 

Doctor: Don’t worry, I will stop it permanently.

Doctor: Your husband needs a proper rest. 
Here are some sleeping tablets. 

Woman: When will he have these? 

Doctor: It’s for you, not for him.

Patient: Doctor, give me a medicine which will change my mood to an angry mood. 

Doctor: You don’t need any medicine. One of my slaps will be enough.

Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. 
Do you want to see any one before you die?

Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

The New England Journal Of Medicine 
Reports That... !
"9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 1 Out
Of 10 Doctors Is An Idiot..."

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?

Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees.

Doctor: Liquor is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.

Patient: What is the cost of plastic 
surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.

Patient: Well, what if we arrange the 
plastic?

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