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Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
Hey POLICE, note the Number.

Santa-Oye! What are you doing?
Banta-Recording this baby's voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Banta was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Doctor to Banta : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Banta : Yes. A good doctor.

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

Banta: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"NOTE DOWN THE NUMBER"

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. 
All were busy writing except Banta. 
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? 
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Boss: Where were you born?
Santa: India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

Santa got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
Boss was happy & asked what he did?
Santa replied: Keyboard ABC are mixed, so I make them in order.

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