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Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I am trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

Santa was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Santa: I am writing to my 6 yr old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

Titanic was sinking.
Man asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Man jumped into sea.
Man: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

A donkey kicked a Santa & ran away
Santa ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & start beating it & said
"You weared a Track Suit and think I am a fool".

Santa traveling in a train gets down in every station n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?
Because doctor told him to avoid Long Journey.

Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa: I have seen u some where.

Lady: Possible, I am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?
Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist who comes from other country To celebrate Diwali in our country.

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