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From Moon to Sun, 
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you've always been
……….a headache!

Height Of Thinking:
Two Friends Failed In 10th Again & Again.. ..
.
1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
.
2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If we Suicide Then In Next Life Again, We Have To Study From ’Pre-Nursery’.

New generation
Facebook : last seen 8 secs ago
Whatsapp : last seen 4 secs ago
But
.
# Textbook : last seen 8 months ago

Mathematics and Women are similar
as
They both are complicated but……
Math is better since it has Logic at least….

I Like Grapes because It's boneless.
And I Like you because,
you are Brainless.

Read it very fast.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
CONGRATULATIONS! now you make a sweet puppy.

If people say you are crazy, be patient.
If they say you are monkey, relax. 
If they say you are stupid,be cool.
But if they say you are smart, JUST SLAP THEM.

Dollar has increased to Rs. 96…
Milk has increased to Rs. 70…
Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(

Thank God!

Passing Marks are still 33…

World's most never be late message ever
.
.
I will be there in 5 minutes.
If not, read this again.

'If Money Ever Grew On Trees
Girl's Wouldn't Mind Dating Monkeys'.

Traffic Police: Madam, you were going faster than the speed limit.
Lady: Please let me go, I am a teacher.

Traffic Police: OH! Really, A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long.
Now write,"I will not over speed" 1000 times.

Apple=Vitamins..
Vitamins=Power.  .
Power=Work..
Work=Money..
Money=Girl Friend..
Girl Friend=Tension.  .
Tension=Heart Attack..
Now, Enjoy APPLE

"Extreme Height of Laziness"
Thief 1: Let us count the money, that we have robbed today at bank. 
Thief 2: Oh! No! I'm so tired. We can see it in the news.

We, The Non Toppers,
are more experienced than the Toppers:
Because…. 
Toppers Fail to Feel, How actually it feels to fail.

B.B.A
Back Benchers Association

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