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Laughter Club

Today, tommorow and forever 
there will be one heart that 
would always beat for you.

You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

So Sweet is your SMILE??
so Sweet is your STYLE???
so Sweet is your VOICE???
so Sweet is your EYE????? 
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.

You are the one who is CHARMING
You are the one who is INTELLIGENT
You are the one who is CUTE
and 
I am the one who is spreading these RUMOURS.

Someone..
MISSES YOU......
NEEDS YOU.....
Worries About YOU
Lonely Without YOU
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN




… THE ZOO …

Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
.
.
.
.
.
Mental Hospital
admission free, 
special offer for you.

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off,
it won't work again…………..

If today anyone talks & praises you for your
1) Good looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude
JUST
kick them off.
How dare they fool you.

Father to son after exam,
Let me see your report card..

Son: My friend just took it
to scare his parents!!

Storms die;
Songs fade;
Flowers wither;
But people like you remain forever... 
because ghosts never die!

Long time ago, only fools used 
to read my sms, and today
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the history continues.

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