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Boy vs Girl

Girl : Why Do You Post My Name On Your
Facebook Status In Every two Minutes?
Boy : Facebook Keeps Asking Me What’S
On My Mind? And Honestly,
It’S Always You.??

Girl’s Heart Is Like Water,
Boy’s Heart Is Like Mobile,
Whenever Water Falls On Mobile Or
Mobile Falls In Water,
There Is Always A Problem For Mobile…

Boy : Can I confess something?
Girl : Sure.
Boy : You've the prettiest smile I've ever seen.
Girl : Can I confess something as well?
Boy : Yeah.
Girl : This smile only exists because of you!

Funny but true
Boy makes mistake,
girl shouts at him.
boy says ”sorry” .
….
Girl makes mistake,
boy shouts at her.
Girl starts crying ,
boy says ”sorry”.

A boy said:
I love you to a girl,
But girl replied..
sorry I love some one else,
The boy in sad mood looked at the girl and said...
OK! I will Tell to Your father?

Girl to her boyfriend:
Very Nice Mobile!!.
Where Did You Buy It?
Boy: I Won This In A Running Race.
Girl: WOWW How Many People Participated?
Boy: Well, it was really tough; people who participated are MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.

A cute girl asked a boy :
Do you know if there is
any party or festival which
can be celebrated Every Day!!
The boy replied quickly :
Yes, that is easy;
Wait Till You Fall In
LOVE With Me!!!!!

The girl cried piteously after a young man had proposed her.
"Why are you crying, darling?" asked her lover. "Have I offended you?"
"No, dear," answered the girl. "I'm crying for pure joy. My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me, and now one has!"

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes, Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No - mine is an undying love!

A beautiful girl can not give you a beautiful future,
But a beautiful future can give you a beautiful girl.
So brighten your future.

Teacher: Everyone Write your Lover's Name on a Paper.
After 5 seconds:
Boy says: "I have done".
After 10 Minutes:
Girl says: "Please Extra Sheet Ma'am."

Boy Friend: Babe what are you doing?
Girl Friend: Nothing much, really tired! Just going to sleep now, Honey. And you, Sweetheart?
Boy Friend: In the club, standing behind you!

Wish of a contemporary girl:
I don't want any `Prince Charming` coming on a white horse; I would rather have a `Vampire` coming in a BMW!

Hearts of boys are like a temple! 
Holy, truthful and pure... 
That's why when boys say 'I Love You', 
Girls remove their slippers.

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