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Boy vs Girl

Boy : You look exactly like my wife....

Girl : Oh... What's your wife's name?

Boy : I'm not married yet... ;-)

Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !

New way to get the phone number of a Girl:
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Are you on Whatsapp??

Girls' Story:
When Parents Care: They call it restriction.
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When Boyfriend restricts:
Oh my God
He is so caring

Boy texts his Girl friend:
Sweet Heart,,I can’t live without you!
Will you marry me?
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*KILLING Reply*
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Girl: Who the hell is this?
I lost all my contacts.

Girl to her Boy friend: Darling! You know, handsome Boy always gets a stupid Girlfriend... !

Boy: Thanks for the compliment, Darling ..

Boys use the word FRIENDSHIP to start love 

But

Girls use the word FRIENDSHIP to end love

Same word but different ATTITUDE !!

Girl: I Like your ‘Teeth’. Boy: Oh Really, Why? Girl: ......Because Yellow Is My Favorite Color.  Height of Insult

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1. Save time.
2. Can sleep well.
3. Don’t have to bother about missed calls.
4. Don’t have to worry about how you look.
5. Can eat in any restaurant.
6. No boring sms in the middle of night.
7. Can talk with all girls.
8. You won’t hear “awww.. You are dull today”.
9. Can go anywhere with any one.
10.Don’t have to listen same old crap jokes.
BONUS:- You will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER.

I am your girl friend:

Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic

Theek kaha na?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 
April 1, do you know Why?? 
If she accepts, it's your luck 
otherwise just tell April Fool.

A boy said: I love you to a girl
But girl replied: Sorry, I love someone else

The boy in sad mood looked at the girl and said
OK. I am going to tell your parents, now.

If any beautiful girl calls you DOG, 
then you don't be upset because full form of DOG is..?
D=Demand
O=OF
GIRL=GIRL
So next time don't get upset..!

Boy in Restaurant Sees A Girl Sitting.
Boy Asks Politely : Is This Seat Empty?
Girl (Furiously) : Yes, And once YOU Sit on It..My Seat Would Also Be Empty.

Never Reject A Girl In Life Because,
A Good Girl Gives YOU...Happiness &
Bad Girl Gives YOU....Experience,
Both ARE Essential In Life,
So Enjoy Every Girlfriend!

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