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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? 
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!! 
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Exams are there, at the paper you stare.
The answer is nowhere, 
which makes you pull your hair. 
The teachers makes you glare, 
the grades are not fair, 
but just like the past 20 years, 
WE DON'T CARE !!

Why did the student take a ladder to school? 

Because the were going to high school!

Teacher: What's a teacher's favorite nation? 

Student: Expla-nation.

What is a chalkboard's favorite drink? 

HOT CHALK-OLATE!!!

Teacher: What's the longest word in the dictionary? 

Student: Rubber-band -- because it streches.

Teacher: If H2O is the formula for water, 
what is the formula for ice? 

Student: H2O cubed.

Q: Why did the two 4's skip lunch? 

The best answer: They already 8 (ate).

School is pointless. 
English: We speak it. 
History: They're dead. 
Math: We have calculators.

Teacher: Why you haven't study at home?

Student: If school isn't a place to sleep 
then home isn't a place to study.

All students will be passed and 
exams will be more interesting, 
Google, sit next to us during exams.

C.L.A.S.S.

C - Come
L - Late
A - And
S - Start
S - Sleeping

M.A.T.H. 

M - Mental
A - Abuse
T - To
H - Humans

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