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Married Life

Love is one long sweet dream, 
and 
marriage is the alarm clock.

Marriage is like a violin as in,

all the beautiful music is over, 
the strings are still attached.

Do you know
Why GOD Has created gap between your fingers?
Because
One day someone who really loves you,
will come to fill those gaps by holding your hand forever!

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”

Husband and wife lost each other in a big store.
So husband asking very cute salesperson:
- Please,can you smile to me?
- Why?
- If you do,my wife will appear here in a second.

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her

During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

It's because, He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”

Monu owned a factory.
He issued orders, that only married
men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?
Monu reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

Arrange Marriage Means:
That You Are Walking And
Suddenly A Snake Bites.

But

Love Marriage Means You
Go To The Snake, And Say
Kill me, please.

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses and wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

What’s Marriage?

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Answer-
Marriage is the 7th sense of humans, 
that destroys all the 6 senses and
makes the person NON SENSE..

Fantastic Quote”
LOVE is Blind..
And
MARRIAGE Opens The Eyes.

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