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Santa: I can see even after closing my eyes.
Banta: Oh Great! What can you see?
Santa:Darkness.

Santa: I have a pain in my right leg.
Doctor: It's nothing, don't worry, It's because of an old age.
Santa: As far as I know, both my legs are of the same age.

A bird was disturbing to Santa all the time. Finally he caught it and decided to kill it cruelly.

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it!

Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers?
Santa: Pinch the waitress.

Manager asked Santa at an interview:
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Santa: POST BOX

Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?

Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Santa: I had spoken with  SANIA MIRZA
.
Banta: That’s Great dear. What she said?

Santa: She said..
:
:
Wrong Number..

In a 1OO meter race, It was announced
1
2
3
.
Start.

All started running except Santa.
.
Coach: Why are you still waiting?
.
Santa: My no is 4!

Banta to his new bride Preeto,
Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to Live on my small income?
Preeto: Of course dear, no trouble. But what will you live on?

Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?

Santa: Yes I married her....

Santa: My wedding is going to happen.

Banta: What's the problem now.?

Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!

Santa to Doctor: Sir, how much is for Plastic Surgery? 

Doctor: 5 lakh

Santa: Ok, if we give you the plastic then, How much?

Santa- Why do we call our language the Mother Tongue?

Banta: Because the father seldom gets to speak.

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