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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don't need it.

Height Of attitude, A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him: “Please do not make noise by dropping coins … use currency notes…”;-)

Girl: I want to fail in the exams. . . . . 
Friends: Why? 
Girl: My daddy said; he will bring me a Laptop if I came 1st, If I came 2nd then new Cell Phone and If I fail, I will get married…

Boy: I am not rich like John, I don't even have a big car like John. But I really love you! 
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about John..

A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? 
Miss: So sweet. 
Student: When should I send my parents to your home? 
Miss: Why? 
Student: To talk about us. 
Miss: What are you saying? 
Student: For tuition.

Height Of attitude:
A sleeping beggar puts up a notice 
board in front of him: 
Please do not make noise 
by dropping coins … use currency notes…

Pappu, while filling up a form: 
Dad, what should I write for mother tongue? 
Santa: Very long!

I have a confession to make 
ever since I met you. 
It's hard for me to 
forget you every night.
I see you in my dreams and 
find myself shouting GHOST GHOST

I want you to know that our friendship 
means a lot to me.
You cry, I cry.
You laugh, I laugh.
You jump out of the window,
I look down and then……
I laugh again.

Girl: I want to fail in the exams. . . . . 
Friends: Why? 
Girl: My daddy said; he will bring 
a Laptop if I came 1st, 
If I came 2nd then new Cell Phone and 
If I failed, I get married…

Boy: I am not rich like John, 
I don't even have a big car like John. 
But I really love you! 
Girl: I love you too, 
but tell me more about John..

Dream makes everything possible, 
Hope makes everything work, 
Love makes everything beautiful, 
Smile makes all the above... 
So always brush your Teeth

What did the gangster's son 
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours 
but I never told them anything.

Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? others were wearing pants & shirts also…

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