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Students n Study

Education is the best friend. 
An educated person is respected everywhere. 

Education beats the beauty and the youth.

Teacher"Define the word 'LECTURER"?

Student: "LECTURER is a person who has a,
bad habit of speaking, when someone is SLEEPING.....

Whenever you feel like studying. 
Go into a room, 
Just sit down Relax, 
Take a deep breath 
and slap yourself and 
say idiot what's this new Habit.

What is The True Meaning Of STUDY??
S-Sleeping
T-Talking
U-Unlimited SMS
D-Dreaming
Y-Yawning
So-Study Hard!

The LAW says…
"If you can't convince 
someone, confuse them.....!!
"Do You know which LAW it is???
This is" LAW OF ANSWERING IN MSc VIVA..:

1st line to be written in exam:
"All the answers written below 
are imaginary & are of pure fiction.
Any resemblance to text book is unintentional".

A Thought for all Graduates
"A Thermometer isn't the only thing,
that gets a degree without having any brain".

To be a "Good professional", 
always start to study late for "Exams". 
Because it teaches how to manage 
"Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Examination is garden, 
Success is flower!! 

God bless you with power 
to pluck this flower…

Our education system has a drawback; 
It does not teach us teamwork. 
When we solve our tests collaboratively, 
they call it cheating…

Good news:
Exams have been postponed now.
To confirm go to site 
www.stopdreaming & startstudying.com

Principles of student life. 
Love your bed, It's your temple. 
Relax in the days, so that 
you can sleep at night. 
Books are holy, so don't touch.

Teacher: Pappu, you know, you can't sleep in my class.
Pappu: I know. 
But may be, if you were just a little quieter, I could.

Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary.
The teacher told her students,
"Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."

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