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In a maths exam, everyone was 
writing except Pappu.
He was dancing, because someone told him 
that there is marks for every step.

What is B.E?
8 semesters, 80GB syllabus
80MB we study, 80KB we remember
80bytes we answer & BINARY marks we get.
The degree finally we get is B.E.! 
Brain Empty

Great students like us work 
on the principle of Rocket…
not because that we aim to sky,
but because we don't start studying 
until our tail is fired on!!

Exam rule of NEWTON:
Half of what you read is waste,
Half of the rest you don't understand,
Half of what you understand you won't remember 
and the Half of what you remember is never asked!

Education is incomplete without 5 B's
B-Bikes
B-Beers
B-Beautiful Girls
B-Bunksand 
the most important
B-Backlogs !!

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing....

I wonder why it is wasted on us..

Somu and Bunty were fighting after exam.
Sir: Why are you fighting? 
Somu: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
Somu: Even I did the same thing, 
now teacher will think that we both copied

EXAM FESTIVAL OFFER...! -
Bring chit in exam, scratch it & 
show it to your nearest teacher & 
win free trip to Principal's office & 
enjoy 3 years of vacation..

My nights are going sleepless, 
my days are going useless. 
So I asked GOD, "is this love?". 
GOD replied, "no dear, result is near:.

Height Of Hope:
Sitting In the Examination Hall,
Holding the Question Paper In Hand & Telling 
Yourself Dont Worry Man exam can be postponed

Are you a high scoring student? 
Bored of getting good marks? 
Join our friendship Club . 
See the result in just 3 months. 
Marks turns into NO MARKS.
Everything is possible in this world….

If all Indians start studying,
all get good marks but jobs are 
limited more unemployment,
more youth suicides, more crime.
SAVE INDIA stop studying

If the exams comes tough,
Just close your eyes for a moment,
Take deep breath and say:
"This is very interesting subject,
I wanna study it, 1 more year".

Brain is the most outstandng object in nature. 
It functions, 24hrs and 365 days.
Right from the time, we are born and
stops only when we enter the "EXAM HALL"

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