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Married Life

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

My wife pissed me off in my dream. When I woke up and told her about it she said it was probably something I started so I ended up apologizing and bought her flowers.

What do a grenade and a woman have in common? You remove the ring and your whole house is gone.

You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.

Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.

Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. 

Which one do you let in? 

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Perfect husband should keep his mouth shut and his cheque book open!

There was this guy who told his woman,
that he loved her so much that
 he would go through hell for her. 

They got married - and now he is going through hell.

Your husband needs complete rest, – 
doctor tells a woman.  
Here is the prescription for sleeping pills.

How often does he have to take them, doctor?
No! sleeping pills are for you,so he can have rest.

With Whom are you talking there from more than an hour? 
husband asks his wife, leaning out of the window.
This is Mrs. Brown, dear. She is in a hurry, 
and she does not have time to visit us.

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