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Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always get the last two words in: "Yes, dear."

Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. 

But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wife like that are hard to get!

Marriage is a work shop, where

Husband WORKS
and 
Wife SHOPS.

Husband text to wife..

Hi, what are you doing Darling?
Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how will I live without you?”
Wife: You idiot! I’m dying my hairs...

Husband: Bloody English Language!

A little boy asked his father, How much is cost to get marry?

He replied, I don't know , I am still paying for it.

Wife calls her mother: Today I fought so much with my husband. I am coming to live with you again. 

Mother: No. He should pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.

Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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