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Boy vs Girl

Break-up Style:
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girl: What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST…

A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl's dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?

Boy: You're like a drug to me.
Girl: You mean I'm addictive?
Boy: Don't be stupid! I mean I can tolerate you only in small doses.

Boy: Where are you going?
Girl: To commit Suicide.
Boy: Then, why so much of make-up?
Girl: You Idiot! Tomorrow, my photo will come in the newspaper.

Boy and girl in restaurant:
Boy: I love you
Girl: I do not love you.
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok.I Love You Too.

Girls' Problem: They love the ones that hurt them.
Boys' Problem: They hurt the ones they love.

When a boy calls you cute, he likes your face.
When he calls you hot, he likes your body.
When he calls you beautiful, he likes your heart.

Girl: I'm jealous.
Boy: Don't be jealous, baby!
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Because you have something that they don't.
Girl: What?
Boy: My heart.

Girl: I'm 16 and my boyfriend is 40, is that BAD?
Boy: You spelt DAD wrong.

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Night was dark, Moon was high. Boy stopd his bike, girl asked him yeh?
He came close TO her, she felt shy. He went near her & told her TWO words PETROL HAS FINISHED!

Boy: Hey, do you have a pen?
Girl: Yeah, here.
Boy: Uh. It's out of ink.
Girl: No it's not.
Boy: Don't believe me? Go on, write your number!

Boy: How are you?
Girl : Hi! Do I know you?
Boy: I am RICH.
Girl: Hi! I am Jessica. Nice to meet you. What is your name?
Boy: Rich is my name.
Girl: Sorry, I don't talk to boys!

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