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When you’re stressed, 
you eat cake, ice cream, 
chocolate & sweets.

Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.

If I need "Brain Transplantation" 
I will prefer your brain...

don't think that you are a genius.......... 
I need a brain which is never used before

The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until 
you get into the office…

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today?
Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter:
Sir, hen is suffering from high blood
Pressure

Bubblu got caught on date
on Independance day

Father-
What is this?

Bubblu-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want

A Policeman sees two men on the 
street and approaches one of them:
“Where do you work?” asks the cop.
“Nowhere! I am unemployed.”

“And you?” says the cop looking 
straight at the second man.
“I am his deputy!”

Dream makes all things possible, 
Hope makes all things work, 
love makes all things beautiful, 
smile makes all the day so always 
BRUSH YOUR TEETH…!

Urgent girlfriend needed..
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Qualification – must be the only
daughter of a petrol pump owner..!!

Define A Woman: 
Someone who can talk for hours while 
standing at the door but she will not sit 
because she is getting late.

A Sweet demand by a kid.
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came and asked- what happened son?
Kid said-I can't adjust with your wife anymore, 
I want my own.

Husband throwing knives on wife's picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi, 
what are you doing?"

His honest reply,"MISSING ZYOU"

Pappu: You cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.

Pappu: Radio label shows Made in Japan 
but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Dictionary is the only place 
where death comes before life, 
success before work, & 
divorce before marriage.

but the best part is 
Friend comes before relatives.

Laughter is the best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any reason, 
YOU need Medicine..

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