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Students n Study

My nights are going sleepless,
My days are going useless,
I have become speachless
So, I asked my Heart:
Is it love?

Heart replied: "Noooo, Exams are coming dear"

Teacher : You failure !
At your age Bill Gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind you, Sir,
but at your age Hitler commited suicide

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbour.

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as I can. !!

It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

I cried  when I failed in 2 subjects but...

started smiling when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects...

Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

Innocent line written on T-shirt of a student..

‘Student are not cheaters

we just really enjoy having the same answers..’

An analogy for all college lecturers:

They teach us to make “PLAIN RICE” in class
&
expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…!!

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

The Law Says,
“If you can't convince someone, confuse them.

Do you know which law it is?

This is “Law of answering in examination”.

Side effect of excess study :
A guy went to a restaurant, he wanted to see the menu. 
But he forgot what it is called 

He asked waiter,
“Provide the syllabus”:

What is the height of honesty.
Sitting in the examination hall opening the chit, memorizing the answer and writing it without seeing.

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