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Students n Study

Teacher- Why are you sleeping in the class?
Student- Your voice is so sweet that is why i am getting sleep.

Teacher- Then why other student are not sleeping?
Student- Because they are not listening to you mam...

Exam is just for a short period,

But it requires efforts of many days and months,
These days involve:

The journey of
Tension,
Worries,
Efforts
and 
Sleepless nights.

Take chit in exam, scratch & show it to the nearest teacher, 
and win a free trip to Principal's office, 
and enjoy 1 year holiday at home.. 

Hurry!!! Offer valid during exams only.

Exams are there, at the paper you stare
The answer is no where, which makes you pull your hair
The grades are not fair, but just like the past years

WE DON"T CARE!!

Breaking news: 
All Xl, Xll year scheduled in this month - exams have been postponed.

To confirm go to site:
www.stop-dreaming-&-start-studying.com

Our education system does not teach us teamwork..

When we solve our exams in group discussion with others, they call it COPYING..

REALLY FOOLISH PEOPLE..

To my studious friend-

Exams may come and go,

Marks may come and go,

But once you become mad, you will be mad forever.

So don't study much.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. More explanation is needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!

Thought of the day:

If you feel like doing some studies,
sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!

Attitude of a 'STUDENT'

This paper is too easy for me. How could the examiner make such easy paper?

"I will give him another chance to challenge me."

What happens in exam?

Tick Tock
Mind block
Pen stop
Eye pop 
Jaw drop
Time Up
No Luck
BAD LUCK

Who is a Teacher???

Who teaches us making plain rice in class AND
expects from us to cook biryani in exams!!!

Heart touching...

Thousand words of any teacher do not hurt much.

But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes...!

Teacher:children exams are coming soon so if you
have any doubt you can ask me..!
Student:
In which printing press the question paper is
printed ?

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