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Married Life

A female magician made her 
boyfriend vanish. 
How? 
By asking for a commitment.

A married couple come to the marriage counselor. 
The wife complains:
We were having a perfect marriage until 
his girlfriend started dating my boyfriend..

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : 
" Wife Wanted". Next day, 
he received a hundred letters. 

They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

Women are unpredictable. 
Before marriage, she expects a man, 
after marriage, she suspects him, 
and after death she respects him.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. 
He asked for the Best wine 
and Best Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Husband and wife are arguing.
- You`ll never find wife like me ever again.
- I will never search for one like you ever again …….

A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place

Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?

Husband : To become a Sadhu !

My mother in law is a real treasure! And the treasure must be buried…

What is the difference between mother-in-law and a terrorist? You can sometimes 
make an agreement with a terrorist.

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