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Girlfriend Setting Password for Her Laptop with Boyfriend Sitting Beside Her...
She Types "BRAIN" as Password...Boyfriend fells Off His Chair Laughing B'coz Laptop Replied: "TOO SMALL..

Height Of Shock :
A Boy After Spending dinner Time With His Girlfriend, Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag!!
He Asked : Is He Your Ex Boyfriend ??
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Girlfriend Kissed Him & Said :"No Dear, That's Me Before Surgery!!"

A VERY DEEP THOUGHT:

Worst Enemy To A Girl Will Be A Girl,
But the Best Friend To A Boy will Always Be A Girl.

Great Contrast But Very True…

Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
"GIRL"

Boy: "Isn't the principal a dummy!"
Girl: "Say, do you know who I am?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "I'm the principal's daughter."
Boy: "And do you know who I am?"
Girl: "No,"
Boy: "Thank god!"

Girl: Do you know, married men live longer than single man do?
Boy : Do you know married men are a lot more willing to die!

A Fact :
"A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget,
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven And Forgotton..

Girl: I want to Finish Friendship with you. I will return all the Things you gave to me....
Boy: Ok! Lets start with Kisses...!

Golden Words:
"A Man Who Is Behind Cigarette, Drugs, Alcohol,
Is More Safe Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends

Lines by School boy...
Love is when i walk to other SIDE of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..
AND then realize that,
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I'm holding a PEN..!!

Today's Boys & Girls Relationships:
You can touch EACH other,
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BUT
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not each others phones..!!

Modern breakup:
A boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his girlfriend.
Girlfriend Yelled: What`s that for?
Boy: It`s Over.

Girl: What do you usually do when I`m gone?
Boy: Wait for you to come back.

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