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Boy vs Girl

Boy : Doesn't this date make you long for another?
Girl : Yes, but no one else would come. .

Girlfriend: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for you in life.
Boyfriend: Do you love me so much honey?
Girlfriend: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you.

Girl & Boy are Praying Together
Girl Prays "GOD please fulfill all,
His Wishes" heart emoticon..
And The Guy Prays"GOD you don’t
have to worry, I ‘m still Alive To Fulfill all Her Wishes"..

GIRL: I Have A Question For You.
BOY: Alright, Ask Me. 
GIRL: What Do You See When You Look In My Eyes?
BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know? 
GIRL: Yeah !!……
BOY: My Future

Girl : Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..?
Boy : Octemb ruary..
Girl : Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month
Boy : Exactly..

Good Girls are
found in every
corner of the
Earth.
But
Unfortunately
Earth Is Round.

Boy  : How can I tell her I love her?
Girl : Just do it! It’ll be fine!
Boy : Okay, let’s practice with you first.
Girl : Great…
Boy : …I love you
Girl : I love you too…. See?! It’s so easy, go tell her now!
Boy : I just did…

Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used, and boyfriend is first used than kicked..

Girl: Touch your Heart, You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. 
Boy: Touch your Head, You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin Tin Tin

After An Emotional Hug..
.
Girl says to Boy : If You Hug Me once More Like that.., I'll be yours forever...

Boy: -" Thanks FOR THE WARNING ".

Boy : I have a pen... you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Girl : I have a sandal.. you have a face. Think of Casualties.

What is a girl friend?
.
.
.
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies &
division of friends......

GIRL- I cheated
…..
Boy: So what, Do you think i love you?
I was also cheating you for past 2 yrs.
….
She shouted and said:.....stupid I
was talking about exams..
Then Boy Shocked…..

Girls Fall In Love With Guys Who,
Have Ability to Make Them Smile,
and..
Guys Fall In Love With Girls Who,
Have Ability To Make Them Cry.

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