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Husband n Wife

Son-in-law to his father-in-law:
Dear Dad,
I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry, please take your daughter or the car back. Can't afford both!

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife...
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If somebody else describes her to you.

The secrets of a happy marriage:
Open Tools;
Go to Internet Options;
Clear History;
Delete Files;
Delete Cookies.

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.

Flirting is like a game of Chess;
One wrong move and you're married!

One day God erased a husband's memory & asked, "Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife's name. God smiled and said, "the virus has not gone even after formatting".

Boss: You look like my third wife.
Lady: How many times have you been married?
Boss: Twice.

Life is a paradox:
What You want You don't get(love);
What You get, You don't enjoy(marriage); What You enjoy is not permanent(girlfriend):
What is permanent is boring(wife)!

Two theories to argue with wife :
1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet.
2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!

Married life is so easy. It's just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
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that the park is Jurassic!

Wife to husband: You don't love me at all.
Husband points towards their 5 children and says, `Do you think I have downloaded them from Google`?

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can`t afford another women.

A FATHER Asked His DAUGHTER:
Who Would you Love More, Me Or your Husband..??
The BEST Reply Given By the DAUGHTER:
I Don't Know Really,
But When I See you, 
I Forget Him,
But When I See Him, 
I Remember you..

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