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Husband n Wife

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
A: Apologise !!!

Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both!

Marriage Age 18.
Drinking Age 25.
Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?

Interviewer: What is the best thing about your wife? 
Husband: She has a problem for every solution.

Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

A woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my Beautiful body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

Two husbands were having a conversation,  First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

The lie wives use most: I have a headache!
The lie husbands use most: I'm on my way!

Sadhu: We go years without verbal communication, we call it "Maun-Vrat".
Man: We have the same experience, but we call it Marriage.

A son asked his mother, "Why are wedding dresses white?" She replied, "It shows your friends and relatives that the bride is pure." Then the son went and asked the same question to his father. "All household appliances come in white," said his father.

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