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Can you pronounce good English:- 
read along woof,roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, 
loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. 
The lion has come, the tiger has come, 
the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. 
But The meeting hasn’t started. 
Guess why ? 
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

In the corridor of a government office was a sign board reading “Don’t make any noise.” Someone added the following words “Otherwise, we might wake up”

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

A boy came running in the kitchen, Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door Dad(Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!

The more I learn the more I get to know, 
the more I know the more I forget, 
the more I forget the less I know, 
so why should I be learning??

Hello, this is GOD. 
I make few bad creations but you are 
the worst monster I ever realised. 

My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Girl: when we get married, 
I want to share all your worries, 
troubles and lighten your burden. 

Boy: It's very kind of you, Darling, 
but I don't have any worries or troubles. 

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet

Twinkle twinkle little star, 
you should know what you are, 
and once you know what you are, 

Mental hospital is not so far.

Never make the same mistake twice Because . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
There are so many new mistakes 
Try different each day…………. And Enjoy

What is the difference between 
Monkey & Donkey ? 

Monkey saves this message & 
Donkey deletes this message. 

Choice is yours……..

Funny Definitions:
Home: A place where you can 
scratch where it itches. 

Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, 
and kills by his bills. 

Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy 

Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

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