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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet

Newton's Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER

Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

He+She= Love. He+She+Love=Marriage. He+She+Love+Marriage=Child. He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family. AND He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem. So my dear friend Be careful.

Never make the same mistake twice Because . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . There are so many new mistakes Try different each day…………. And Enjoy

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

LOVE V/S EXAM LOVE: lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express EXAMS: lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind

Funny Definitions Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

No matter what boys are driving 5500cc Ferrari, 3000cc BMW, 2400cc Honda Accord or 1800cc Toyota Camry . . . But they are not able to overtake a 100 cc Auto Rickshaw full of girls:)

Whatsapp would be a disaster if

‘Last Seen At’

was changed to

‘Last Seen With’.

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife…

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