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Married Life

Every man should get married some time; 
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. 
It is not fair that some men 
should be happier than others.

Engagement is a beautiful start of this firm relation.
Marriages bind two bodies in one relation.

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it, it's not so hot

The brides cry at weddings, as they never marry the best man!

Son: Is it true, Dad? I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son... everywhere!

Boyfriends are like blue jeans. 
They look good for a while but 
eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.

My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

According to the statistics, the most frequently sent SMS message from men is: "I love you too."

Marriage is a great institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

A man said his credit card was stolen 
but he decided not to report it,
because the thief was spending 
less than his wife did.

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? 
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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