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Boy vs Girl

A girl comes late to class.....
Teacher: Why are you late ? 
Girl: One boy was following me, sir. 
Teacher: So, What ? 
Girl: That boy was walking very slow....

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?
Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... 
Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. !

Smart proposal by a clever girl to a boy :
"Excuse me, do you have fevicol...?
Because,
i need to fix my heart,
broken by your cute smile"..

Boy: Are your legs tired? 
Girl: Why? 
Boy: because you have been running, through my mind all the day!

Girl: What do you do?
Boy: PHD.
Girl: Wow! 
Boy: No. Pizza Hut Delivery

Boy : Wow....you look so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin..what do you use ?
.
.
Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5...

Boy to Girl : Can I take your picture??
Girl (happily):- Awww...Of course! Why not !!
After taking the picture
Boy: Thank you very much.. I love to collect images of Natural Disasters....

Boy to Girl: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B........
Girl : Meaning ??
Boy : O Darling, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C....

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. 
Boy: What are the two things? 
Girl: Your feet…

No Matter whether Boys are driving...
Ferrari,
Mercedes,
Accord,
or
Corolla,
They are not able to overtake a Girls College Van ….

Smartness ....
In a Party A Handsome guy asked a girl: "Are you going to dance?"
She felt so happy & said: "yes" 
and the guy said: that's good,so can I have your chair?

Boy to Girl
My Name is I,
My Problem is Love,
My Solution is You ...
Think Deeply.

Boy To Girl:I Can See Whole World In Your Eyes.
Villager From Behind:Son,are You Able To See My Cow? It Is Missing Since Morning.

A Kid On His Way to Home; With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM….

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