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Boy vs Girl

FEMALE has MALE in it
SHE has HE in it
WOMAN has MAN in it.
It proves that girls are nothing without boys.
Boys always ROCK.

To every girl suffering from many friend requests on Facebook:
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Put your Real Picture.

If a boy is jealous it's cute 
but 
If a girl is jealous, WORLD WAR will be about 2 start!!!

Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is Behind Cigarette, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Than

A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."

Boy to girl : Are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!
Girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!
Boy: Because you have every ANSWER that I am searching for…

Tragedies of Girl’s Life:
Good looking boys are not good boys
Good boys are not good looking
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Good looking and good boys are married .
Good single boys with good looks are not rich.
Rich single boys with good looks already have MANY girl friends !!!

No matter how many times a girl denies it,
she’ll always remember, every detail of the moment and piece of the memories, you have left her.

Son to his Father : My girlfriend has left me & she sent me "private pictures" of herself and her new boyfriend .... what should I do?
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Father: send them all to her father.

Boy : If I kiss you and Run away, what will you think??
Girl : I will think, that it was a foolish guy, who can solve whole paper, but only done objectives….

Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!

So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute…

Be true.. 

Don’t cheat like me

A Doctor Boy and Engineer Boy loved same girl.
Engineer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Girl asked: why apples everyday??
Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

What is ABCDEFG? A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite) 
Girl Forgets Everything Done, and Catches new Boy Again!

A boy friend who is good in English, is teaching his girl friend about tense....

Boyfriend :- YOU LOVE ME. 
Which tense is it..??
Girlfriend  :- PAST TENSE

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome....

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