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Husband n Wife

An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives

Monopoly is Always Damaging!

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Competition Improves Service!

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably... "My wife missed the bus"

A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.” The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

My husband said he wanted more space. So I locked him outside.

'Hi Liz! How's the big love of yours, James?' 'It's over!' 'Over? Why, what happened?' 'We got married...'.

I fell in love with my wife at second sight.  The first time I didn’t know she had money.

If you want your wife to pay attention to every word you say, try talking in your sleep.

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.

Wife:"I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband:"You have perfect eyesight."

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

The man was looking for a way, over and over, for his wife so she can drive more carefully and he found it; "Darling, if an accident happens, the police will record your real age!"

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