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A typical student flips a coin and thinks. 
If Head- will go to sleep. 
If Tail- will watch a movie. 
If Stands- will listen music. 
If Stays in air- will study.

Moon to Sun, 
From Jan To Dec, 
From birth till my death, 
my feelings for you have never changed. 
For me, you've always been a headache!

Math teacher asked JOHNY 
“If you have 12 chocolates and 
you give 
5 to DONA, 
3 to ALICE and 
4 to ROMA then what will you get ? 

JOHNY replied: “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

Girl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? 

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says
'To the only boy I ever loved' 

Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

A boy of 1st class to her teacher. 
Do you like me? 
Miss: So sweet. 
Student: When should I send my 
parents to your home? 
Miss: Why? 
Student: To talk about us. 
Miss: What are you saying? 
Student: For tuition.

Try this it's fun,:
Take your mobile, Select Vibrate 
mode & put in Water. 

Now call from other cell your mobile 
will start swimming. 

It’s a new game called, Try & Cry.

Before you speak..(listen)
Before you pray..(forgive)
Before you quit..(try)
Before you hate..(love)

Before you die…
Register your property on my Name.

A piece of advice for you!
Never think yourself as an ugly person!!

Always consider, Yourself A Beautiful Monkey……

If someone hurts you, Ignore it.
If you can't ignore it, Forget it.
If you can't forget it, Laugh at it.

If you can't Laugh, YOU DESERVE IT.

Lost in a zoo,
I saw many animals..
Mouse, BIRD
Monkey and
.
.
.
YOU TOO!!

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
You+Your smile = Run, Ghost is coming.

This is not fair!
How could you do this?
Didn't expect this from you!

Got a whole channel on your name
and didn't even tell me!!

“Animal Planet”

In the corridor of a govt office 
was a signboard that read,
"Do not make a noise" 

Someone added the following
"Otherwise we may wake up"…

Do you know which is the oldest 
animal in the world??

It's Zebra - 
Because it's still in Black and White and not in Color!

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