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S.C.H.O.O.L. 

S - Seven
C - Crappy
H - Hours
O - Of
O - Our
L - Life.

Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?" 

Student: "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

Mom: What did you learn in school? 

Son: Not enough, I have to go back again tomorrow.

Son: "My math teacher is crazy". 
Mother: "Why?" 
Son: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; 
           today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2."

Teacher:"Can Anyone Give Me An Example Of
Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, My Mother And Father Got Married On The
Same Day Same Time."

Pupil: “Sir, Would You Mind E-Mailing My Exam
Results To My Parents?” 
Teacher: “But Your Parents Don’t Have A Computer.” 
Pupil: “Exactly!”

Teacher To Girl: “Why Are You Late?”
Girl: “I Started Late From Home”.
Teacher: “Why Didn’t You Start Early?”
Girl: “By The Time I Woke Up, It Was Too Late To
Start Early”

Teacher To The Student: 
Why Are You Tearing Up Your
Homework Copy?
Student: To Keep The Elephants Away. 
Teacher: But There Are No Elephants Here. 
Student: See, How Effective It Is!!!

Teacher: You Weren't At School Last Friday, Robert.
I Heard You Were At The Movie Theatre. 

Robert: That's Not True, Sir. And I've Got The
Tickets From The Football Game To Prove It.

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing 
we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Ramu: Me!

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases 
caused by biting insects?

Ramu: Don't bite any.

Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty?
Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the 
ground than you are.

Teacher: Ramu, why are you doing 
your maths sums on the floor?

Ramu: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly 
do you say prayers before eating?

Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, 
my mom is a good cook.

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