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Married Life

After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after
that, I’ll permanently go to my mother’s house
.
.
Husband:
“TAXI”… !!

Height Of “Bad Luck”:

A Boy and Girl met last time for
their break up.
Girl's father caught them,
Now they are a married couple.

Who is lucky lover in this world?

A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage. !

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: ANd going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can you leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You!!

It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. 
Just watch him drive a car with a 
woman sitting beside him. 

If both his hands are on the wheel, 
you can be sure he is married.

"What's the matter, you look depressed."
 "I'm having trouble with my wife." 
"What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to 
speak to me for 30 days." 

But that ought to make you happy." 
"It did, but today is the last day."

There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, 
before marriage and 
after marriage!

A woman worries about the future 
until she gets a husband. 

A man never worries about his future 
until he gets a wife!

A woman has the last word in any argument. 

Anything a man says after that,
is the begining of a new argument.

Any married man should forget 
his mistakes because there is no use 
in remembering two people the same thing.

What is the difference between 
a marriage and a war? 
A marriage is a war in which 
the enemies can sleep together!

Marriage is like a mousetrap. 
Those on the outside are trying to get in. 
Those on the inside are trying to get out.

There was a man who said, 
"I never knew what happiness was until 
I got married, and then it was too late!"

Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter."

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