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Ramu: "How should I convey the news 
to my father that I've failed again?"

Shamu: "You just send a telegram: 
Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
Ramu: I is...
Teacher: No, Ramu. Always say, "I am."
Ramu: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: "Ramu, you talk a lot !"
Ramu: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Ramu: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, 
my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Ramu: "She's a woman".

Teacher: What Happened In 1869?

Student:Gandhi Ji Was Born.

Teacher :What Happened In 1873?

Student: Gandhi Ji Was Four Years Old.

Small boy: "Dad , can you write in the dark?" 

Father: "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" 

Small Boy: "Your name on the report card."

Teacher: This is the fifth time this week 
that I have had punish you. What do you have to say? 

Student: Thank god, Saturday and Sunday are holidays!!

Child: "Why do you send me to school for." 

Mother: "To make a man out of you." 

Child: "But my teacher makes everyday a cock out of me."

Teacher: Which is your native place? 

Rahul: Maharashtra mam. 

Teacher: Can you spell it? 

Rahul: Actually my native place is goa.

Teacher: I think you are chewing gum. 

John: No Sir, I am John Smith.

Whats the height of hope?
Sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
and telling your self, "dude, don't worry".
Exams will get postponed!"

My nights are going sleepless,
My days are going useless
I have become speechless,
SO,
I asked my heart: Is it love,
Heart replied; No dear, It's exams fever.

Air and students have the same mentality, How?
Both keep turning book's pages without reading.

Two reasons to give exam... 

1. You can spend 3 hours in self meditation. . . 

2. You can see your teachers being bored ... 
who usually bore you ...

Birth and death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does these bloody exams comes again & again...

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