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Boy vs Girl

I know I am not able to explode myself,
but believe my heart is going to explode whenever
I think of you .
Imagine how much I love you!

Three Fastest means of communication...
first : Tele-Phone,
second : Tele-Vision,
third : Tell-a-Girl...
Need still faster?
Easy! just Tell her not to tell anyone.

Boy To Gym Coach: I Want to Impress Cute Girl, I am Going to Meet In three Days, Which Machine Should I Use? . . . . . . . . .
Coach: Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym!

Girlfriend : You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
Boyfriend : Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

Boy: I love you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll die for you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I can't live without you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll marry you!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut Up!

Boy: Adored one, may I print a kiss upon your lips?
Girl: Well-er-yes; you may print it, but you mustn't publish it!

Girl demanded for ice cream. Boy purchased it. Girl: Thank you
Boy: Only thank you?
Girl: I know, You want a kiss..
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Boy: Shut up, Give me half of the ice cream.

Perfect Boyfriend-
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Girl- I forgot my purse at home & I need Rs.2000 urgently. Please give me.
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Boy- Take Rs.20, go home and bring your purse…

Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ???
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Who Says They Are Acting?

On a cricket match..
There was a girl..
She painted INDIAN flag on her face..
A boy kissed her and said….
"I LOVE MY INDIA"...

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‘L I E’ A B I L I T Y ”

Boyfriend: Dear do you know, that exams are like girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..

Girl : One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boy : I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong. .

Boy : For the last time, I am telling you that I didn't come here to get insulted.
Girl : Then where else do you usually go?

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