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Master: How old is your father? 
Pappu: As old as I am. 
Master: How is it possible? 
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

Teacher: Name one animal that is found in the desert.'
Student: 'A camel.'
Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.'
Student: Another camel.

Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, 
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Student: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Ramu: Shamu!

Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. 
Did you copy his?
Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Ramu: A teacher

Teacher: Ramu, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

Ramu: You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Ramu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Ramu: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?

Shamu: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Ramu: My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Ramu: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Ramu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".

Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
Ramu: I is...
Teacher: No, Ramu. Always say, "I am."
Ramu: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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