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Students n Study

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. 

SAMMY : You can't fool me Teacher, snakes don't have feet.

Teacher: Where’s your book?
Student: At home

Teacher: What it's doing there?
Student: Having more fun than me.

What is mutual exclusion?

It means: You skip some topics when you study
&
the person who sets the paper also skips the topics which you have studied

Teacher : Correct the sentence.
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"

Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Teacher: What is 2 and 2 ? 
Student: 4
Teacher: That's good. 
Student: What Good? It's perfect..

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

The most funniest situation in student’s life:

When we have no idea what to write in
paper and supervisor comes and
say “wind up your papers”

It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

Two days before the exam:
we refer to foreign authors

One day before the exam:
local authors……

On the day of exam :
We are the authors.

HAHAHAHHA

Performance of boys 
in the exam decreases,
when the number of girls
in the exam hall increases.

What is the height of honesty?
Sitting in examination hall
opening the chit
memorizing the answer
and writing it without seeing…

Boys try their best to pass the exams,
but most of the time their efforts ruined

Because of girls.

Girls work hard to spoil the boys,
so they can not pass even this year.

Want to be first in your class?
Here are some TIPS : 

> Wake up everyday at 5 Am..
> Drink tea or coffee.. 
> Go to your class at 6am...
And nobody will be there in your class.. 
So, You are 1st in class..!

Think Different !!

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