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Boy vs Girl

Irony: 
GIRLS like guys with good sense of humour... 
but all they want is a serious relationship!

Girl: Truth or dare?
Boy: Truth!
Girl: Do I look fat in this new dress?
Boy: This is cheating, I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!

I know, I accept, I believe and I admit that I'm a big '0' (Zero).
I am simply incomplete without HER. And if I have HER, I shall be a
HER + 0 = HERO!

Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name?
Girl: Superman? Batman? Spiderman?
Boy: Your man.

Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars.
Girl: But, it's daytime...
Boy: Haha, exactly.

Girl to Astrologer: I have TWO boyfriends. Whom will I get married to? 
Who's the lucky guy?
Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy.

Girl: How do you spell love?
Boy: You don't spell it. You feel it.

Annoying Boy: Awh, you look so cute when you're mad.
Girl: Keep it up and I'm about to be gorgeous.

6 year old boy: I love you, Mom!
Mom: My cute little darling!
18 years old boy: I love you, Mom!
Mom: Just get lost, I am not going to give you even a single penny!

Boy: Hey, I've got two words TO say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I Love U!
Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 words?
Boy: No!(U)&(I) are one.

Boy: If you keep looking at me like that I'm going to kiss you.
Girl: Well, hurry up, I can't hold this expression much longer!

Girl: Say You Love Me... Say You Love Me,
Please Say You Love Me,
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.
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Boy: Okay You Love Me.

Height Of Surprise: Girl: Today’s My Birthday, What are you Gifting Me?
Boy : Can YOU See that Pink Car On The Right Side Of The Road? 
Girl: Yah Yah.. 
Boy: I Am Gifting YOU Hair Pins Of that Same Colour...

Best Message Ever . . . A Man Becomes Valuable When A Girl Drops A Tear For HIM, 
AND 
A Girl Is Priceless When A Boy Drops A Tear For HER . . .

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