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Husband n Wife

Adam and Eve's wedding.
Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife.
EVE didn't hear the 'L'.
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Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.

When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means
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that you're a MALE and MARRIED!

Power of *HER*
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Without 'her', even a HER0 is a 0.

Today I found my wife's old school report card & I was shocked to read principal's comment....
VERY OBEDIENT…

Law professor to student : which is the most important law of finance for starting a new business ?
Student : Father in law

February , the best month of year... 
when women speak less... 
(28 days only)

A 60 yr old Billionaire came to the Bar with his gorgeous 25 yr old wife!
Friend: How did she marry you?
Man: I lied about my age !
Friend: you said 45?
Man: No! I said 90

It's like a mini Heart Attack, when men can't find their mobiles in their pockets
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It's almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife's hand.

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services, they'll become the no. 1 site.
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Because they have the 30 day return policy!

Wife: I think...
Husband: Exactly!
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet!
Husband: Doesn't matter... You're right!

Q.: What is the difference between a wife's arguments and a knife? 
Ans.: The knife has a point...

Hubby: Call Ambulance! I'm having a heart attack
Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password
Hubby: Its okay, I'm good

Husband: Hi Honey, are we eating out tonight?
Wife: What gives you the idea?
Husband: I can't smell anything burning!

Wife: Don't you have simple manners. I have been speaking for hours and you keep on yawning.
Husband: I'm not yawning... I'm simply trying to say something!

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