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Married Life

Marriage lets you annoy one special person, for the rest of your life.

An ideal marriage would be

A marriage between a deaf man and a blind woman

Is it really hard, to lose a wife?

Nowadays it's almost impossible!

Respect your parents - 
they did high school without using Google or Wikipedia.

A husband asks his wife:
- If I die, will you remarry?
- Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. 
And if I die, will you remarry?
- No, I will also stay with your sister.

During the hard times a man 
always looks for a woman. 
During the good times, 
he looks for the second one..

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

After marriage, husband and wife 
become two sides of a coin; 
they just can't face each other, 
but still they stay together.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

There's a way of transferring funds that 
is even faster than electronic banking. 
It's called marriage

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Husband quality: A message by a wife 
Dear Mother-in-law, 
"Don't Teach me how to handle my children, 
I'm living with one of yours & 
he needs a lot of improvement"

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