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An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
.
“Time will pass, But will you…….??”

Two reason to give exams:

1. You can spend 3 hours in self meditation.

2. You can see your teachers being bored,  who usually bore you.

What’s Fear ?
Fear is the deep wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book still smell new and just few hours left for your exam.

Teacher: One day our country will be corruption free. Which tense is it?

Student: Future impossible tense, Sir!

80% of the final exam will be based on 

The one lecture you missed and the other you did not read.

Ocean level syllabus.
Mountain level teaching.
Bucket level we study.
Mug level we answer.
Marks come in drops.

In Exams, we look 

UP for inspiration,
DOWN for desperation,
LEFT And RIGHT for information…..:

Best 3 comedy lines in student life.

1) Please don’t disturb I want to study!

2) No class, then lets go to library
&
The best one is 

3) Sir, I have a question!!!!

 Misuse of English!

A Diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:

“Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure"

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus.

He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

Teacher: If you have 12 choclates and you give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to KATE then what will you get?

JOHNY: “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

Teacher: Sun is more important or the moon?
Pupil: The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Teacher To Student:
Can you define who is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

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