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Manta: What's a teacher's favorite nation? 

Kanta: Expla-nation.

Father: Name a bus you can never enter? 

Son:  Syllabus

A Poetry Competition asked 
For two lines rhyme, with the most romantic 
first line and least romantic second one.

Best Answer--
My darling, My Love, My beautiful wife
Marrying you ruined my whole life.

A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj, if he can call his wife.

yamraj said "you can do that"

after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj.

yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"

Why Men & Women don't understand each other?
Because
God Gave Good Brains To Men
and
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

Teacher to Student:  
Pay my regards to your father,
who is tolerating such a dumb duffer child,

Seriously, What a stamina he has got.
I salute your father.

Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

I wäs shocked Yesterday,in my room all my books were singing a song.
.
Guess which song?
.
guess!
.
.
O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!"

The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

A teacher asked a student to write 55. 
Student asked: How? 
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! 
The student wrote 5 and stopped. 
teacher: What are you waiting for? 
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Doctor: "I have good news and bad news." 
Patient: "Go with the good news first." 
Doctor: "You have 24 hours to live." 
Patient: "What?! How about the bad news?" 
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday."

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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