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Boy vs Girl

It Is Said That If A Girl Closes Her Eyes, She Sees The Person She Loves The Most.
And 
When Boys Do That, . . . . . Slide-Show Begins

Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after four drinks.
Boy: What's shameful about it?
Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor?

Boy: Can I take your photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age!

Today is Beautiful Girls and Handsome Boys Day.
So my heart asked me, to send this message to someone.
who looks Beautiful, Cute and Smart.
Here you goooo!

Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

Girl: Do you think I am pretty?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I leave will you cry?
Boy: No.
(Girl runs away, but boy stops her)
Boy: I do not think you are pretty,
I think you are beautiful,
I do not think I like you,
I LOVE you, if you leave, I would not cry, I would die

Definition Of Girl Friends ----- Girl friends are like a net virus. They enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download your problems and delete your happiness.

When Parents Care… We Call It Restriction!!
When Boyfriend/Girlfriend Restricts…
Oh My God… He Is So “Caring”…!

Girl : All my life I've been saving my kisses, for a man like you.
Boy : So you'r ready to lose the savings of a lifetime!

Girl : Tell the world that you love me.
Boy whispers - I love you!
Girl : Why did you whisper it to me?
Boy : Because you are my world!

The perfect boyfriend
doesn’t cheat,
doesn’t smoke,
doesn’t drink,
doesn’t lie,
.
.
.
and doesn’t exist!!

When another girl steals your guy,
don't worry; there is no better revenge,
than to let her keep him ….

When a girl is in love.. nobody knows it except the girl. 
When a boy is in love.. everybody knows except the girl.

Boy : I deleted some pics from my mobile.
Girl : Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy : Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!

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