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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? 

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Definition of honeymoon:
a man's last holiday 
before he starts working 
for a new boss !!

Manta: Why did you beat your wife so much?
Kanta: The ayurved told me to "beat properly" 
before administering the medicine to her!

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful 
girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't .

Wife: I know, I did it.

Dear Government,

Kindly consider Woman Shopping Bills as an Investment Proof.

From
Helpless Husband

Women are like Fruits…
Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste....

Problem is with men...!
They want, fruit salad

All Husbands are like Bluetooth.

Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is Away,
They automatically start searching new devices.

When husband breaks a glass.

Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break 
the house... just break everything!

And when wife breaks a glass.

Wife: Who kept this glass here?.......................very funny

I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;

But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!

Marriage is an institution, where a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Fill your marriage with the right ingredients:
A cup of romance
A tablespoon of humor
A gallon of love
And a pound of respect and trust.

The romance doesn’t end with the marriage.
Instead, it is the moment when the romance grows closer and stronger.
Always keep the love and care.

Marriage is not always a happy moment.
Storms may come and test you.
And I’m hoping that your love for each other withstand them.
Be strong and never waver.

Wedding is only a celebration.
Marriage is the act that will make you 
committed to each other for life.

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