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To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Kashif: I is ......

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: Why are you late? 
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 
Student: No. I was standing on it.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
You have taken my heart. 
NURSE : “OO Common, I took only your Kidney"

SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own

A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?

Argument Ended

If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.

Add wife, have life

Funny Line for advice. . !

I Always Learn
From The Mistake Of Others
Who Take My Advice

Sunglasses:
Allowing You To Stare At
People Without Getting
Caught.
It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

C H I L D H O O D
Is Like Being
D R U N K . . .
Everyone Remembers
What You Did,
Except You ..

'Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!

Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!'.

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