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Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Of course, It's past tense.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? 

Student: I don't know. 

Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? 

Student: They are called Germs.

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? 

Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

Teacher: Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Student: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in
mind but no guts to express

EXAMS: lots of guts to express
but no thoughts in mind

A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air & said

Head, I go to sleep.
Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Why we sometimes write “Etc” in Exams?
because it means.

E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But teacher won’t ever understand our feelings…

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Teacher: Rony, if 2 and 2 makes 4 then how is 4 and 4?

Rony: This is not fare teacher. You always do the easy one and leave the difficult one for all of us.

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

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